Madeira’s South – The Quaint Side of Paradise

Take a self-guided tour through Madeira’s south, where time slows down and coastal villages tell their stories. Discover traditional fishing towns, remote lighthouses at the edge of the island, banana plantations, sugar-cane rum, and local flavors — a relaxed journey through Madeira’s most timeless side.

Includes

• Ribeira Brava • Ponta do Sol • Madalena do Mar • Jardim do Mar • Paul do Mar • Calheta • Ponta do Pargo • (It covers roughly 100 km and takes around 8 hours, including all the scenic stops along the way.

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Recommended: • Swimsuit • Cash • Madeira Island Pass (for discounts) • Mobile data • Brakefast at Hotel or Rentalplace • Be at first Stop at 9:00 am (avoid croweds)

Your Guide

Banana Joe the All-Knowing

Disclaimer

Most of our self-guided tours are exclusive to Island Pass holders — available in both Digital and Printed versions. Once you grab your Pass, you’ll get a special password that instantly unlocks all our tours across Madeira. 🎧✨

The only self-guided tour you can try for free is the Taste & Tales of Funchal City Walk.It’s the perfect way to see how our tours work — fun, easy to follow, and full of stories, food, and local flavor!

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Madeira’s South - The Quaint Side of Paradise
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Introduction: Madeira´s South-West
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Fishing Villages, Dramatic Cliffs & a Light-tower at the End of the Island

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👋 For this tour, you’ll need a car. Some sections of the road are very narrow and winding, so drive carefully and know your limits.
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The "Madeira’s South - The Quaint Side of Paradise Tour" is currently in development and will be available end of January — stay tuned, adventure is on its way! 🌄🚗

Only those in the know have the super-secret, ultra-mega-difficult password — the rest will just have to guess… and fail gloriously. 🔒😏

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1st Stop: Starting Point & History
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The Bay of the Wolves

One of Madeira’s oldest towns, famous for its fishing roots, rich history, and legendary poncha.

“Fun fact: 🍋🥃 Poncha was invented right here in Câmara de Lobos!
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2nd Stop: Nature at its best
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Geological Formations

That’s not modern art — that’s Madeira showing you its birth certificate.

Fun Fact: The main formation of Madeira began around 5–7 million years ago, driven by hotspot volcanism on the African Plate 🌋🌍⏳
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3rd Stop: The Glue of Society
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Forno do Cal

Forno da Cal

In the 17th century, this thing was basically the cement factory of Câmara de Lobos.

Fun Fact: Limestone is a rock formed from ancient sea-creature remains — so you are literally building your house with fossils 🦴🌊🏗️
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4th Stop: A better View into Town
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Camara de Lobos Viewpoint

Miradouro da Baía

How towns were given their names in Madeira

Fun Fact: Madeira Island literally means “the island of wood” 🌳🪵🏝️
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5th Stop: Most important Resource
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Boats from Camara de Lobos

Colourfull Fishing Boats

These boats aren’t just pretty. They’re iconic. If Câmara de Lobos had a passport photo, this would be it.

Fun Fact: These boats are also called xavelhas — and the word is also used to refer to a person from Câmara de Lobos 🚤🏘️🧑‍🌊
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6th Stop: Liquid Gold
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Poncha da Madeira

Poncha da Madeira

This is the birthplace of Poncha do Pescador — the fisherman’s poncha. You are standing on holy ground.

Fun Fact: There are no fixed measurements — locals mix it purely by feel 🍋🥃👌
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7th Stop: A very famous painter
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Winston Churchill

This town is closely connected to Winston Churchill, the Prime Minister who defeated Nazi Germany. He often came here to contemplate the war and reflect in quiet surroundings.

Hint: You can see two other pictures of Churchill actually painting — and one of his paintings above 👆🎨
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8th Stop: Art made out of Trash
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Monk Seal Art Camara de Lobos

The Monk Seals of Câmara de Lobos

This artwork was created by the Portuguese artist Artur Bordalo, better known as Bordalo II.

Did you know? Their name comes from the folds on their neck, which resemble monks’ robes — and they are the official state mammal of Hawaii 🦭🌺📜
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9th Stop: Looking into infinity
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Viewpoint with 3 Views in Camara de Lobos

The Town & the Ocean

Enjoy the views, snap a photo or two, feel very small in a very big landscape. Madeira is good at that.

Fun Fact: There was once an actual job for women to stand by the ocean once a year and mourn the fallen fishermen. This ritual gave strength to those without families — knowing that someone would grieve their death and honor their sacrifice 🌊🕯️💔
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10th Stop: Stairway to Heaven
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Staircase up to a Viewpoint in Camara de Lobos

Up we Go my friends

In front of you: roughly 100 steps. Not a marathon. Not Everest. But enough to make your calves suddenly remember they exist.

Useless Fun Fact: Stairs have a surprisingly sneaky history — medieval spiral staircases were often built twisting clockwise to give right-handed defenders the upper hand in battle 🏰🗡️🌀
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11th Stop: A Boat on a Hilltop
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Coroa do Ilhéu

Coroa do Ilhéu

Yes… that’s a fishing boat. On top of a hill. No, it didn’t get lost. And no, the fisherman did not park badly.

Fun Fact: Many fishermen believe that bringing bananas on board brings bad luck — they spoil quickly, attract pests, and are even said to scare fish away 🍌🚫🎣
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12th Stop: A dark past
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Street back down in Camara de Lobos

Early life in Câmara de Lobos

For a long time, this was a rough place. A working fishing town, tough life, tough people.

Fun Fact: In the 1980s, hardly any tourists dared to enter this town — it was considered far too dangerous back then ⚠️🏘️⏳
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13th Stop: Where the Fishermen pray
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Chapel of Nossa Senhora da Conceição

Chapel of Nossa Senhora da Conceição

A true fisherman’s chapel — built not to impress, but to protect.

Fun Fact: “Fishers of Men” — when Jesus called his first disciples (Peter, Andrew, James, and John), they were fishermen mending their nets after an unsuccessful night at sea. He invited them to follow him, promising to make them “fishers of men,” a powerful metaphor for guiding people toward faith 🎣✝️🌊
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14th Stop: A Hip Place
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Rua São João de Deus

This street you’re walking along — Rua São João de Deus — became a canvas. Artists from Madeira and beyond transformed walls, doors, and corners into powerful artworks.

Saddest Fact of the Day: By 2050, the amount of plastic in the ocean is predicted to outweigh all the fish — a sobering reminder of why protecting our seas matters 🌊🐟💔
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15th Stop: A proper Church for a proper Town
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Camara de Lobos Parish Church

Igreja Matriz de São Sebastião

Back in 1426, under the orders of Prince Henry the Navigator, a small chapel was built here in honor of Saint Sebastian.

Fun Fact: During this tour, you burned approximately 500 calories — and a fisherman’s poncha has around 150 calories. So technically… you still lost weight 🍹🔥😄
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16th Stop: The towns cultural center
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Municipal Sqaure of Camara de Lobos

Câmara de Lobos Municipal Square

This square itself is one of the town’s social hearts. Depending on the time of year, it transforms completely.

Fun Fact: The world’s highest vertical cliff is Mount Thor on Baffin Island — with a dramatic 1,200-meter (4,100-foot) overhanging face that’s even steeper than vertical 🧗‍♂️🏔️😲
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Last Stop: The secret of the Banana
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Abrigo do Poiso

Mercado Municipal De Câmara De Lobos

Markets like this have always been the heartbeat of Madeiran towns. This is where fishermen brought their catch, farmers sold their fruit and vegetables and neighbors exchanged news.

Yes, the soups pair perfectly with one of the island’s best ponchas. 🥄🍗🧄🍹 Come hungry, leave happy (and maybe a little tipsy).
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This self-guided tour takes you on an unforgettable journey through Madeira’s South — a coastline where charming fishing villages cling to the sea, viewpoints open up to endless Atlantic horizons, and life moves at a gentler pace. Along the way, you’ll explore scenic lookouts, quiet coastal towns, and places where time feels like it simply decided to slow down.

And of course — no great Madeiran adventure is complete without flavor. On this tour, you’ll have the chance to taste local classics like lapas, fresh seafood, and for the brave ones… even octopus. Add a glass of poncha here and there, and you’re officially doing it right.

It’s the perfect mix of scenery, tradition, and laid-back island charm — all enjoyed at your own pace.

All tastings and extras are completely optional and instantly available when you show your Madeira Island Pass (digital or printed) at the recommanded stops. The best part? No need to book ahead! Just show up, join in, and enjoy everything at your own pace, all on the same day. 🍌

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Localização

To start navigation on your phone, click 'View larger map' in the top left corner of the map.

Sometimes, finding the exact location of the hike can be challenging. That’s why we’ve included GPS coordinates to make it easier to reach.

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