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Madeiras West: The Wild Side of Paradise

Madeiras West: The Wild Side of Paradise

Take a self-guided tour through Madeira’s wild west, where clouds kiss the mountains and cliffs dive into the sea. Discover forests, waterfalls, and lava pools while uncovering island legends — a mix of nature, freedom, and adventure.

Area

Madeiras West

Your Guide

Banana Joe the All-Knowing

Distance & Duration

150 KM (About 8 hours)

Type

Drivingtour + Audioguide

route & Höhenprofil

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Disclaimer

Most of our self-guided tours are exclusive to Island Pass holders — available in both Digital and Printed versions. Once you grab your Pass, you’ll get a special password that instantly unlocks all our tours across Madeira. 🎧✨

The only self-guided tour you can try for free is the “Taste & Tales of Funchal City Walk.” It’s the perfect way to see how our tours work — fun, easy to follow, and full of stories, food, and local flavor!

Gut zu Wissen

This self-guided drive and walk takes you on an unforgettable journey through Madeira’s wild west — a land of misty forests, dramatic cliffs, and stunning ocean views. You’ll wander through ancient Fanal Forest, swim in the volcanic lava pools of Porto Moniz, and discover waterfalls, hidden villages, and panoramic viewpoints along the way.

And of course — no adventure is complete without flavor! Along the route, you can taste local specialties like freshly grilled limpets, Espada, poncha, and other Madeiran delights served in cozy mountain taverns and seaside cafés.

It’s the perfect mix of freedom, flavor, and raw island beauty — yours to explore at your own pace.

All these extras are completely optional and instantly available when you show your Madeira Island Pass (digital or printed) at the recommanded stops. The best part? No need to book ahead! Just show up, join in, and enjoy everything at your own pace, all on the same day. 🍌


Now it’s time to let our Tourguide Banana Joe take over! 🍌 Just press play, follow his stories, and let the flavors and legends of the valley unfold.

Madeiras West - The Wild Side of Paradise
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Introduction: Madeiras Wild West
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Madeiras West

Between Mountains and Cliffs

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👋 For this tour, you’ll need a car. Some sections of the road are very narrow and winding, so drive carefully and know your limits.
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The West Tour is currently in development and will be available soon — stay tuned, adventure is on its way! 🌄🚗

Only those in the know have the super-secret, ultra-mega-difficult password — the rest will just have to guess… and fail gloriously. 🔒😏

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1st Stop: Walking over the Cliff
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Cabo Girao Madeira

Cabo Girão

580 Meter above the ocean on a balcony made out of glass. Just AWESOME!

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Cabo Girão is one of the highest cliffs in Europe — not the highest, though. That title goes to the Irish… congratulations to them, I suppose. 🇮🇪😏🌊🍀
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2nd Stop: Old Road to Poncha at Jacintinho
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A venda do Jacintinho

A VENDA do Jacintinho

A road winding through sharp bends, steep cliffs, and, let’s be honest, a few heart-stopping moments. No wonder people needed a drink like Poncha at the end of the trip!

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You have to try the homemade tangerine poncha here — it’s pure heaven in a glass. 🍊😇
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3rd Stop: Old Road to Ribeira Brava
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Old Road to Ribeira Brava

Driving like it used to be

Rolling along the old coastal road toward Ribeira Brava, one of Madeira’s most charming seaside towns

More and more tourists are parking their rental cars as if there were no rules. 🚔 Police are getting stricter with fines, so please park responsibly.
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4th Stop: Tragic History & a Church of Defiance
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Ribeira Brava from Viewpoint

Ribeira Brava

The municipality of Ribeira Brava lies on the southern coast of Madeira at the mouth of a steep, fertile valley where a stream known as the “wild river” once flowed unrestrained into the Atlantic.

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Take your time exploring this charming little town — and don’t miss a visit to its lovely church while you’re here. ⛪✨
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5th Stop: A feeling like beeing in Jurrasic Park
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Miradouro da Terra Grande

Viewpoint of Terra Grande

Forged over millions of years of erosion, this landscape is Madeira in its purest form — raw, powerful, and absolutely breathtaking.

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This is one of the best viewpoints in Madeira — standing here makes you feel absolutely tiny in the best possible way. 🌄😮
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6th Stop: Most Scenic Road in Madeira
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Encumeada Hotel

Encumeada Pass

Madeira’s most scenic mountain roads, winding through lush forests, deep valleys, and cloud-touched peaks.

You can take a quick toilet break at the hotel — just grab a coffee as “payment.” 😉☕ Fair deal, right?
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7th Stop: Crazy beautiful Road to a Chaple
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Chapel of Nossa Senhora de Fatima

Chapel of Nossa Senhora de Fátima

At this viewpoint you’ll not only get a slice of spiritual history but also a free leg workout with 175 steps to the top!

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Don’t be lazy — climb those 175 stairs! 🏃‍♂️💪 It’s a small workout for the body… and a surprisingly big one for the mind and spirit. 🧘‍♂️✨
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8th Stop: D-Tour for a Wine so Fine
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Quinta Barbosano Madeira

Quinta do Barbusano

Here you can sip a glass of real Madeira rosé wine while soaking in a fantastic view — the kind that makes you forget time (and maybe order a second glass).

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Heads up! If it’s muddy, don’t go any further unless you’ve got some kind of off-road car — otherwise, you might end up starring in your own rescue story. 🚙💨🌧️
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9th Stop: A town once hidden from pirate sight
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Sao Vicente Church

São Vicente

Where 600 years of holy history meets high drama and summer party fever. Praise be!

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Park your car below and take a stroll — explore the cozy streets, then head to the seaside for some ocean breeze and island charm. 🌊🏙️
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10th Stop: Black Beach my Friends
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Seixal Beach

Seixal

Tucked between dramatic cliffs and jungle-green mountains, Seixal Beach is proof that Mother Nature has a flair for the theatrical.

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This beach gets really crowded, and parking can be a nightmare — it’s up to you if you want to give it a shot. 🏖️🚗😅
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11th Stop: Scenic Road to Porto Moniz
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Road to Porto Moniz

Road to Porto Moniz & Parking

The north is still wonderfully wild and untouched — and this is one of its best roads. Don’t forget to look back… the view behind you is just as stunning.

While driving, you’ll spot sections of the old road on your left. If you’d like, you can stop and walk a bit along it — just be careful, as there may be falling rocks. 🪨🚶‍♂️
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12th Stop: Whale Hunting Museum & Lunchtime
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Restaurant Cachalote

Cachalote Restaurant

This spot combines the rich history of Porto Moniz with an amazing seafood restaurant — it’s both a Whale Hunting Museum and a fish restaurant in one. History, food, and ocean views… what more could you possibly want?

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Madeira Island Pass holders get 10% off their lunch here — nice, right? We highly recommend trying the Espada with banana — it’s a true Madeiran classic, and the portions are huge! 🍌🐟🍽️
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13th Stop: Swimming in Lava Pools
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Natural Lava Pools Porto Moniz

Natural Lava Pools of Porto Moniz

Porto Moniz’s natural pools are lava-tastically cool! Swim in volcanic rock formations, soak in ocean views, and enjoy family-friendly amenities.

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We recommend using the official Lava Pools on the right side — they’re safer, better maintained, and have a lifeguard on site. 🌊🛟
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14th Stop: One last view towards Porto Moniz
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Miradouro da Santhina Porto Moniz

Miradouro da Santinha

Welcome to Miradouro da Santinha in Porto Moniz—a place where Mother Nature shows off like it’s her runway debut.

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For the next section, there won’t be any gas stations, so make sure you’ve got enough fuel before heading on — running out up here would make for a very long walk. ⛽🚗💨
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15th Stop: A smugglers Paradisee
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Paul de Serra Plateaoh

Paul de Serra Plateau

A hidden plateau high in the mountains, once the lifeline for many Madeirans — and, back in the day, a perfect hideout for a few clever smugglers.

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Please drive slowly when visibility is low — many cows and goats here think the road is their personal lounge spot. 🐄🐐🚗💨
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16th Stop: D-Tour to the mystical Forest
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Fanal Forrest Madeira

Fanal Fairy Forest

Nestled in the misty heights of Madeira’s Laurissilva forest lies Fanal Forest, a place that seems plucked straight out of a fantasy novel.

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Believe it or not — this forest is at its most magical when it’s so foggy you can’t see more than a few meters ahead. That’s when it truly feels enchanted. 🌫️🌲✨
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17th Stop: Elvis Shrine
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Elvis Sanktuary Madeira Island

Elvis Sanctuary

You’ve just uncovered the Holy Grail of Weird Madeira Wonders™: a secret Elvis shrine halfway between a time capsule, a garden center, and a lava rock museum curated by someone’s eccentric uncle on too much Poncha.

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Elvis owned a pet chimpanzee named Scatter, who was trained to be mischievous, including reportedly looking up women's skirts, which Elvis found amusing. 🕺🎸🎙️
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18th Stop: Chill out in Ponta do Sol
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Ponta do Sol

Ponta do Sol Beach

Ponta do Sol is a charming little town on Madeira’s southwest coast, famous for its golden beach, beautiful architecture, and laid-back island vibe.

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This is the perfect town to end our tour — take a refreshing dip in the ocean, and maybe, just maybe, end it with a sunset cocktail. With our very last suggestion, trust us — you won’t regret it. 🌅🍹🌊
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Last Stop: Cocktail Sunset Vibes
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Seixal Beach

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This beach gets really crowded, and parking can be a nightmare — it’s up to you if you want to give it a shot. 🏖️🚗😅
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